Debauchery

So at uni today I was hanging out with Abercrombie and Pisstopher. They're the only two other dudes in third year sculpture so we try to stick together. We were rockin' the plaster room, Abercrombie and Pisstopher were working hard and I was chillin out when Abercrombie asks Pisstopher if he has Limewire. Apparently some news readers got busted having sex in the elevator and Abercrombie wants to see it. We start laughing and talking about porn and that shit and after a while I realise there is some random chick in the room with us and man is she freaked out. Of course she packs up her shit and leaves. Later me and Pisstopher are packing up our own shit so we can head off and I told him not to be upset if he came back tomorrow and there was jerk-off all over his artwork (He likes it when I talk dirty to him). He said "If there's any jizz on my artwork, I'm gonna make you lick it off." to which I loudly reply, "You're just gonna jizz on it yourself and try to make me lick it off!" Of course as I was saying this we'd just walked out of the studio and sitting there was the chick from before, so all she heard was me complaining about having to eat Pisstophers jizz. I burst out laughing just seeing the look on her face.

Pisstopher gave me a lift home and as I was getting out of the car I mooned him bigtime, even gave him a few gratuitous slaps. It's not till I'm out of the car that I see some random dude on the street just staring at me wide-eyed. I'm having a good day for serious!