Bitch Volleyballs

We played our first game of volleyball tonight. It turns out womens aren't allowed to play soccer in the thursday night comp so we had to abandon the idea of doing both in one night. We decided to keep the name "the Cartoon Villains" because frankly it's heaps better than "the Serial Killers". Which is another way of saying I'm heaps better than Manny because we're going with my rockin idea and not his rancid abortion.

We were all a bit rusty tonight and the girls sucked a lot so we lost. But there was lots of dancing and diving and general amusing flailings. The sand court is a total bonus because it means we can dive and fall and not get hurt. Unfortunately it also means I get sand in my pants. Manny's cousin Terror [go watch the wanderers] is playing with us and she's a little machine. Her friend came to fill in for Femme Brulee and during practice he nailed her in the face with a volleyball on purpose. Her face looked like a smacked arse, it was heaps good. Pesto tried to blame me for her dismal performance, apparently I didn't teach her all my secrets to being flippin sweet.

No court in the world would convict me.