Pig Sty

Manny is living with his girlfriend, their baby and a housemate affectionately known as Miss Piggy (behind her back). I've met her once or twice and I found her fairly boring and also fat. Manny hates her because she always buts into his arguments with the girlfriend and eats their food. I hate her because she's fat.

Recently her boyfriend was incarcerated for fighting. I laughed. While she was away Manny's girl bought a little dog which she named Obi Wan. They were training Obi to do his business outside. Every day they let him out for a bit and then when he's done his business they let him back inside. They were very proud of Obi because he hadn't done any business inside. But then they realised their house was starting to smell so they started checking rooms. It turns out that Obi had appropriated Miss Piggy's room to use as his dumping ground. He'd appropriated her bed. Her pillow. Her clothes. He has done his business everywhere.

I would pay real money to have Miss Piggy come home and find her room like this. As it is Manny won't be cleaning it up because it's not his dog or his friend. His girlfriend has said she will but even if she does there's no way in hell she will ever get rid of the smell. They might as well burn the mattress (Manny said they'll probably just flip it and not tell her). I would pay just to see the look on her face.