Septicgenarian

Old people are so shit. Today I was sitting on the bus with Manny and this old woman walked straight past an empty seat and stood in front of us. She stood there for a bit before someone offered her their seat but she ignored them. I know she knew there was an empty seat because she looked at it a couple of times and someone even pointed it out. But she just glared at Manny and I instead.

After a few minutes she said "What's wrong with you youngfolk? Aren't you going to offer me a seat?" I looked at her and said "There was one right there I just assumed you didn't want to sit down." And then got up for her anyway.

Manny just sat next to her babbling about how he forgot his epilepse pills (he doesn't have epilepse) and how he nearly had a fit today. He was telling me how he wanted to be sitting down so that if he had a fit he wouldn't go spaz into a chair and hurt himself or something. Naturally I was heaps slow on the uptake and I kept saying things like "what are you talking about? you don't even have epilepse dumbass!" Anyway jokes on him, he had to sit next to the crusty old bitch.