Pants on Fire

My sister's boyfriend says the best stuff.

One time at his work they called in an electrician to do some work. So he decided to make a nuisance of himself by calling the guy up and messing with him. He said he needed the electrician to build him an electric fence three feet by three feet. When the guy asked him why he said it was to house his grass hopper. The electrician said he needed to know what voltage to use and so my sister's boyfriend tells him that they can test it on his grasshopper’s parents because they aren’t show grasshoppers anymore.

Last night he told her that he was watching the news and he heard about an experiment where they dropped 25,000 hamsters from a plane. My sister was horrified, "They must've had parachutes right?" and he replied, "Yeah of course, and little goggles." She asked him what the experiment was about and he said, "To see how many survived." So naturally she asked him how many survived and he told her, "About 12,000." "What happened to the others?" she asked wide eyed. "They got tangled up."