Pop-Off Culture

As tempting as it is to talk about how I am le tired from uni and how I had soccer training tonight on top of indecipherable readings written purely to obfuscate... I won't. I'm going to see Manny this weekend and hopefully I will come back with all manner of sexy sketches for you dudez and ladiez.

I know I didn't do those drawings like I said I would but in all fairness... I couldn't be arsed. Something else I know is that I have never gotten around to writing a glossery of weird things Manny and I say on a regular basis. One of the reasons is because some of the things have passed on to the other side but it would be unfair not to include them. They were great once, but I've mostly forgotten. So that is another thing I would like to add to my list when I'm in Port.

For now I will present you with a few of my most recent and most favourite:

The first is from Joe Loves Crappy Movies. Illustrated by the dude from Coffee Achievers I find it fairly amusing (some might go so far as to say "chortle-worthy"). The final line from this comic (specifically the "million" part) is repeated oft.

The second is from Richard Bransons rip-off of the Apprentice. I like richard branson more than Donald Trump but he doesn't make his contestants squirm as much which is just not acceptable. I happened to be watching one of the final episodes late at night (having never seen an episode before). One of the failed man contestants apologised to a failed woman contestant for acting like a dickwad. Afterwards he sat down next to some guy and quietly whispers "I think she appreciated it." It instantly cuts to the target of the apology who says to her dinner buddy "I was like, oh my god, spare me!"