Ye Olde Pub

So I went to a couple of pubs recently and they reminded me of all the things I hate about pubs. Only I hadn't forgotten all the things I hate about pubs so it was less a reminder and more like grinding salt into my open wounds. But my friends were there so I guess it was worth it?

Pubs are stupid because:

• Drinking is fun, but if you have too much fun in a pub you get kicked out.
• Once you get drunk you have to walk home - who needs that?
• Pubs are expensive, why?
• Everyone else drinks beer apparently.

Old pubs are full of wankers who think they're sophisticated or whatever and new pubs are full of tools who think they're so cool for drinking at pubs. I'm sure there are exceptions to this rule but I still hate stupid pubs.