I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned this but I used to lie to my friends about weird things to see if I could trick them. One time I convinced a close friend that I had cancer and actually managed to get her to cry. Sometimes I get into long elaborate lies that I end up having to maintain and argue and blah, blah. It gets to be so much effort. Really I'm just looking for some way to go "Hah! I was kidding, you gullible foo'!" The best way to get out of it is usually to make up more and more unbelievable things "and then I just flew away like Superman!" But some people just don't get it.
Still it's amusing to think that someone could actually believe that I'm a drug dealing pimp who fucks people up for looking at me funny.
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