Lock Stock

I'm sure my mother thought she was being helpful when she left the freezer stacked to the brim with meat and the cupboards overflowing with packets and tins. But the truth is if she'd left absolutely nothing for us then we would at least be able to decide what it is we actually need so we can go out and buy it. We would be forced to get organised by necessity instead of being put off by the overabundance of crap. I'm tempted to just pull everything off the shelves and donate as much to charity as possible. At least then I'd know if we had any pasta I could cook...