Prepare for Rambling

For understanding: Read the previous post! (Alternatively you could soldier on regardless of comprehension just like a real man would).

Femme Brulee's whole family is not the least bit ashamed to engage in dick talk! It's actually a little disturbing. I learnt about how Snug likes to wear his briefs which made asking him if I could borrow a pair a lot more awkward than it needed to be. (I didn't come prepared for swimming). Then they discussed how free-balling can result in unwanted activity downstairs. Don't fret loyal listeners (err readers), I got my own back:

Snug: "You know you're too fat when you can't see your own dick."
Horus (that's me): "I'll never have that problem, hur hur."
The ladiez: "Omfg!" (the ladiez = Femme Brulee and Moo)

It was hot.

I played some xbox at their house with Snug and then later, when he'd gotten bored of trampling my shattered carcase into the ground, I played with MrO and Femme Brulee. We played Star Wars: Battlefront II which I'll admit I found crappy and confusing. The space battles were especially super-shit due to me being bent over and greased up by turrets. I probably grumped, because I hate losing. I didn't understand the base taking thing and I didn't particularly like third person controllage. It didn't help that I got savagely and mercilessly raped by Snug, but then I can't think of any situation where that would help... After that we played Worms, which was a lot better and more multiplayer oriented (for fun). Although, some people lost all their worms and sooked about it, but cuddles made it all better. Am I gonna be in trouble when some people reads this? Experts say "yes".

Today I mostly sleepted (that's how I spell it shutup) and watched dvd's of Full Metal Alchemist. It's an anime about two alchemist brothers who break alchemist law by trying to resurrect their dead mother and it all goes horribly wrong. Like most animes it has its awkward moments where the language just doesn't quite fit, but it has more than enough amusing moments to balance them. It's not a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination but I'm enjoying it nonetheless.

*Deep breath*

And I'm spent...