AMIRITE?!

I've had a pretty good week off from uni. I got to play some decent rounds of the Halo's with Manny, Mr Obscurity and his Mrs (I'm still trying to choose between calling her Creme Beret and Femme Brulee - till then she remains Mrs O). Mr and Mrs O are big time nubz and they suffered under the brutality of my beat-down skillzorz.

Boys night out was a success, in that damage was done. Mostly to my foot it turns out - Manny was throwing around a metal bin lid and in my "enlightened" state I decided it would be a good idea to kick it. It wasn't a good idea and now my foot is very sore. We found one of those kiddies climbing frames with the big house-roofs on top and managed to install an Otto bin on the very peak. We were quite proud. I remembered how much I enjoyed drunken walkies and Mr O remembered how annoying drunken idiots are.

Manny has finished two of the three comics but didn't bring them over any of the times he came round so we didn't get any work done. But I'm sure he'll remember next time, right? Riiiight.

I went to a club for the first time ever last night (engagement party) and I was pretty much 100% vindicated for every here-to baseless accusation I've ever made. The brief enjoyable moments were witnessing unintended comedy on the dance floor or by the bar. There was one queer on the dance floor getting his funk on with his fag hag dancing nearby. She kept trying to dance with him but he was too busy dancing with himself. Then later I was standing by the bar and this couple was dirty dancing right next to me. One of them was a woman in her mid thirties and the other was a queer in his mid twenties. They were enjoying their dirty dancing so whatever. But then after they stop the woman leans to her friends and starts trying to talk over the music and I swear she sounded exactly like the annoying one from Will and Grace. I was thoroughly amused. Not long after that some guy starts chatting up Mrs O with her fiance standing less than a foot away. This guy was a total douche but she was letting him think he was doing ok. That is until Mr O whispers in her ear, "Pick up your drink with your left hand." So she does (flashing her ring). He just turned away without saying a word. I'm pretty the temperature in the room went down a couple degrees.

We went to a bar afterwards and played some pool which was a lot more my speed. The grrls were using dirty tactics to gain the upperhand but I don't think we minded so much...

Uni is about to get violent on my rectum pretty soon. The studio work is going to need to pick up the pace a lot but I finally have something to pick up the pace with so I'm cool there. Studio theory assignment is coming up fairly soon and I know what my idea is but I haven't started researching it yet (this is a very bad thing). Core theory essay is also going to be due fairly soon but not till after I do a bit more work in the other two areas. So I don't know if you should expect less entries due to me being overloaded or more entries due to me being procrastinated. Either way you should be expectant ok?