I was just saying to the friend, formerly known as Harry Potter, I would like to make a shirt with "Hobosexual" on the front and "because tramps do it better" on the flipside. In return he said "i want chuck norris t-shirts".
He wants Chuck Norris tshirts... Not one, but many shirts...
I nearly shat my pants with anger.
Could everybody please step away from the Chuck Norris bandwagon? I know it's hard, but you can resist the urge to jump on. If it helps I could just push you in front of the wagon instead. Sure, that way lies crippling injury, but it beats the mental anguish you'll suffer years (days?) from now when you realise what a fucking dipshit you've been.
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