Friday, December 09, 2005

When I was little my older sister, Stegannasaurus (can you guess what her real name is?), was into punk and grunge. She wore an odd assortment of clothes and was friends with the unwashed masses. She was pretty cool too. She had various obsessions; she's a pretty obsessive person. With stars and the colour blue but one of her obsessions was with stegosaurus'. I used to draw a lot more as a little kid than I do now and one time I gave her some stegosaurus drawings.


The other day I found out that she had actually kept them (she may have mentioned it before but I don't think it occurred to me that she still had them) and she scanned them and sent them to me. So I decided to show them to you. Here is undeniable proof that I was a fucking weird child.A stegosaurus punk? That's not so bad I mean my sister and her friends were punks it makes a sort of twisted sense.

Umm? A man in a stegosaurus suit? According to Stegannasaurus this consitutes pure genius... I have a feeling she asked me for a drawing of a stegosaurus and I drew a man in a suit as my way of saying "yes, but no".The text on this drawing says "Anna the Astrasaurs fairy god mother Haha!!" I'm pretty sure I was making fun of the way my sister dressed and her obsession with stars. Either that or she slipped drugs into my food. If you still can't guess what my sisters name is I'll give you a clue... it's in the title of this drawing. It's not Astrasaurs.

4 comments:

Tom said...

You got me.

Anonymous said...

You know when he was even younger than this (i.e. five or six) he went on an excursion with his class to a farm or something. They had to draw a picture of the scenery (a paddock) and his teacher thought his was really nice until she noticed there were two sheep rooting in the background.

Anonymous said...

Is she hot?

Anonymous said...

Hotter than Saratops from the Land Before Time...