I ended up staying up late last night talking to Billy, our english visitor, about relationship dramas till three (I've been corrected - apparently it was four) in the morning. It was a pretty entertaining conversation in all and I got to see pictures of his girlfriend (although he wouldn't show me the picture of her topless, but I guess that's to be expected). I didn't wake up till after lunch today I still needed a little snooze this afternoon. The best part was playing Magic: the Gathering with him. I haven't played since I was about ten or eleven and I still ruined Billy's shit. He cried like a little bitch.
I hung out with my sister's Boyfriend for a bit, he's a pretty good bloke. Really likes to drink. He had about thirty beers over the length of Christmas day which isn't the most anyways ever had but it's still a fairly good effort. We had a bit of a tussle in the pool this afternoon and he came off worse. If you've seen the second X-men movie you might imagine I was Nightcrawler and he was White House security. He never had a prayer.
It's come to my attention that I am a fucking gun. People should think twice, nay thrice, before messing with me. Motherfuckers recognise!
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ah christmas. you gotta love excuses to drink excesivly.
on that note, can't wait for new years!
I can.
Sure I like getting drunk but it's not something I wait for with great anticipation. Besides I need no excuses to drink excessively and in general it's the times I get drunk for no reason that are the most fun in my experience.
Also I'm a killjoy and I hate new years.
hey im just passing. i saw your comic on maddox's blog. It was some pretty good shit.
I love you, jackass.
PS - You smell worse than I do.
I smell manly and you love it.
Spark went through Billy's stuff and he showed me and Benjam the picture of his girlfriend topless. That's mean huh. But she has good tits.
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