Drunken Vandal

That was me. Last night.

I would offer a sober, face-to-face apology to certain people for damage to their property but I think after chasing me in a car (and nearly running me over) we're pretty much even.

We started at the pub for the first time in a while. I usually avoid pubs because they're more expensive and if you actually show any signs of having a good time they throw you out. I'm much more comfortable at someones home anyway. On the one hand I am a flamboyent, extravagant drunk. I like to make loud proclomations. I like to make suggestive remarks and gestures. I like to dance and sing. I am not made for pubs. No I am not.

But I am made for the walk home. Although I become significantly more obnoxious and destructive. I like to call randoms out and kick shop windows and stupid shit. I don't really know why actually. I think deep down I'm a sociopath and alcohol is the way to air that. Or maybe I just have no self-control, whatever.